Susan Bankston

Susan Bankston lives in Richmond, Texas, where she writes about her hairdresser at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., at juanitajean.com.

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Susan BankstonSeptember 1, 2023
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Little Green Men

The space aliens headed for Texas should think twice.
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Susan BankstonAugust 2, 2023
156

Deep State of Confusion

Marjorie Taylor Greene is no stranger to paranoia.
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Susan BankstonJuly 1, 2023
140

We’re Not Alone

Alien creatures come in all shapes and sizes.
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Susan BankstonJune 2, 2023
112

Five More Fails for 2023

Hot predictions to keep us on our toes.
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Susan BankstonMay 3, 2023
85

Think Again

DeSantis and Trump are no match for Mickey Mouse in Florida.
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Susan BankstonMarch 6, 2023
92

Object Lesson

The next time a UFO appears, Aunt Thelma is ready with her crop duster.
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Susan BankstonFebruary 1, 2023
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Hilarity in the House

C-SPAN serves up the stoopid to welcome the 118th United States Congress.
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Susan BankstonDecember 30, 2022
171

Far-Right Fraternizing

Conservative extremists cozy up with Republican insiders.
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Columns

Susan BankstonDecember 1, 2022
195

Back to the Future

I love elections like our midterm showdowns last month. The predicted Red Wave turned out to be Pepto Bismol pink—kinda like if you accidentally washed your Klan robe and your…
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Susan BankstonOctober 5, 2022
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30th Birthday Blowout

If you’ve been around these parts for a while, you know about Fayette County, Texas. Fayette County is just east of Austin and was home to the original Best Little…
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