What A World

Just when we think the news can’t get any weirder... From the Justins' hoodies to the Girl Scouts' tasty lesbo…

Move over, New Orleans, with your sugared-dough-fried-in-fat beignets. Step aside, Philadelphia, with your Velveeta-dripping cheese steak sandwiches. Once again, Houston…

Are you enjoying the Republican debates as much as I am? It’s like watching a three-ringed circus featuring nothing but…

The last time I remembered having it on was at the Southern Park Mall.

What a year, what a year. 2011, or Apocalypse Eve, as The History Channel called it (before The History Channel…

The first time I became aware of Colonel Margarethe Cammermeyer was in April of 1993, on the lawn in front…

Drop an egg on a sidewalk. These days, it won’t fry. It simply disintegrates, leaving behind an ashy little stain…

Regardless of our individual belief systems, we should all be thanking God that the story about presidential candidate Michele Bachmann…

Dots and decapitation. Formerly the site of (what else?) a mattress factory, the Mattress Factory is one of Pittsburgh’s most…

Loyal readers of this column (thank you, friends) know that I spent the first 28 years of my life in…