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Terrorism…Transgender Bathrooms, Chris Christie, and Greg Abbott

Republican presidential nominee (cringing already, aren’t you?) Chris Christie is campaigning in New Hampshire this month, where he barely speaks…

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Ben-Gay…And Other Things Your Dad Can Spread On Himself At Your Gay Wedding

What I’m fixin’ to tell you is dead-solid-perfect true, and so damn uncivilized that you’re gonna shake like a guy…

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Gun Crazy: Is That A Gun In Your Backpack, Or Are You Just Unhappy To See Me?

Our Texas Legislature, in its dastardly wisdom, has decided that one of the biggest problems in Texas is that we…

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Seriously?! The Bathroom?!

It’s all about the plumbing, y’all. Houston’s November election has become all about taking a leak.

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Fantasy Islands: Donald Trump and Texas’ Own Louie Gohmert

California has earthquakes, drought, and wildfires. Texas has Republican Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert. California does not want to trade.

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Sincerely Yours: The Insincere Texas Attorney General

Attorney General Ken Paxton is the reigning champion of the world-famous “How the Hell Did He Get Elected?” pinball game.

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Mayoral Rat Race

Will a Republican mayor save us from our heathen ways?

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Tea Party Paranoia

In case you haven’t heard, Texas is being taken over by President Obama and the federal government.

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Hoochie-Koochie

At least two Texas Republican State Representatives can’t stop thinking about sex

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You Never Know

Do we need drones and eight-foot fire-truck ladders? LeftOut

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