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Is North Carolina its Own Country?

Best I can tell, the Second Amendment up and shot the First Amendment with an assault rifle

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Mayoral Rat Race

Will a Republican mayor save us from our heathen ways?

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Fantasy Islands: Donald Trump and Texas’ Own Louie Gohmert

California has earthquakes, drought, and wildfires. Texas has Republican Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert. California does not want to trade.

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Ben-Gay…And Other Things Your Dad Can Spread On Himself At Your Gay Wedding

What I’m fixin’ to tell you is dead-solid-perfect true, and so damn uncivilized that you’re gonna shake like a guy…

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A Nobel Peace Prize given to Donald Trump?!

Honey, I am stumped, baffled, perplexed, confused, and some other stuff that doesn’t even have a name yet.

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Shenanigans and Malarkey

This month, we’re gonna talk about two things: shenanigans and malarkey.

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The Fixer-Uppers: Making Houston’s Judicial System Less Messy

I am fixing to save your sweet butt. Seriously.

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Got an Overdose of Woe?

The Republican Party is now running on Bud Lite and rage. There is no longer any actual thinking involved—and Honey,…

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Make Comedy Great Again: Will Donald Trump Change the Laws of Physics?

Donald Trump hasn’t even taken office yet, and he’s already the worst president ever.

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Now, in Other News…The Other Shoe

I have decided that our new president is like a bass drum—he makes lots of noise, but there ain’t much…

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