Susan Bankston

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Terrorism…Transgender Bathrooms, Chris Christie, and Greg Abbott

Republican presidential nominee (cringing already, aren’t you?) Chris Christie is campaigning in New Hampshire this month, where he barely speaks…

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Ben-Gay…And Other Things Your Dad Can Spread On Himself At Your Gay Wedding

What I’m fixin’ to tell you is dead-solid-perfect true, and so damn uncivilized that you’re gonna shake like a guy…

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Seriously?! The Bathroom?!

It’s all about the plumbing, y’all. Houston’s November election has become all about taking a leak.

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Fantasy Islands: Donald Trump and Texas’ Own Louie Gohmert

California has earthquakes, drought, and wildfires. Texas has Republican Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert. California does not want to trade.

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Mayoral Rat Race

Will a Republican mayor save us from our heathen ways?

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