God or Goddess? by Blase DiStefano Will or Grace, Barbie or Ken: which way does Cho go? Margaret Cho answers some either/or questions

The comedian who last year told OutSmart that she was "starting to morph into a gay guy" will be in Houston for a three-day stint in December at Laff Stop. Has she finally fully morphed? You decide.

OutSmart: Chocolate or vanilla?

Margaret Cho: Oh, chocolate.

Pink or blue?

I think I like blue.

OK, salt or pepper?

Pepper.

1960s or 1990s?

1990s.

Where were you in the ’60s?

I was born in 1968.

Oh my God, what a stupid question to ask you ... not that you look older, but you have an older wisdom.

I am an old soul. That’s what it is.

February 14 or July 4?

February 14.

Tofu or tenderloin?

I like both.

Banana or cucumber?

I like both.

Car or truck?

Truck.

Carpet or hardwoods?

Oh, that’s the type of question ... like the grass is always greener ... because I have carpet and I’ve always wanted hardwood floors, but every time I move, I always go into carpet.

I move and I get carpet, and I want hardwoods so bad.

Yeah, and it’s like if you have curly hair, you want straight hair.

I have curly hair and I want straight hair.

I say I want curly hair.

Socks or stockings?

Sockies? [Laughs] Did you say sockies?

[Laughs] No, stockings. Socks or stockings?

Stockings.

Lipstick or chapstick?

I actually like lipstick.

OK, see or be seen?

See.

Nude or naked?

Naked.

Strip or undress?

Strip.

Leather or lace.

Leather.

Back or front?

Back.

Large or small?

Large.

Bed or breakfast?

Bed.

Smooth or hairy?

Smooth.

God or goddess?

God. No, goddess.

Wit or wisdom?

Wisdom.

Interesting. Warm or cool?

Cool.

Dog or cat?

Dog.

Barbie or Ken?

Barbie.

Ellen or Anne? [Asked before they broke up]

Ellen.

Will or Grace?

Will.

See Margaret Cho in her new show, Thu.—Sat., December 14—16, at Laff Stop, 1952 West Gray in the River Oaks Shopping Center. Tickets are $22 on Thursday, $25 on Friday, $27 on Saturday. For reservations/more info, call 713/524-2333.