Oh y’all, this presidential election is going to be a damn goat rodeo.
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If it gets down to Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump, come November I’ll vote for Hillary so hard it’ll blow…
Read More »This month, we’re gonna talk about two things: shenanigans and malarkey.
Read More »Contrary to whatever you thought before now, there is no upper limit on bald-butt ignorance.
Read More »Honey, I am stumped, baffled, perplexed, confused, and some other stuff that doesn’t even have a name yet.
Read More »Republican presidential nominee (cringing already, aren’t you?) Chris Christie is campaigning in New Hampshire this month, where he barely speaks…
Read More »What I’m fixin’ to tell you is dead-solid-perfect true, and so damn uncivilized that you’re gonna shake like a guy…
Read More »Our Texas Legislature, in its dastardly wisdom, has decided that one of the biggest problems in Texas is that we…
Read More »It’s all about the plumbing, y’all. Houston’s November election has become all about taking a leak.
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