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Trump and Pence…Grump and Dense

Oh y’all, this presidential election is going to be a damn goat rodeo.

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America’s Epidemic: Not One More

I’m the humor columnist. I try to be funny.

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Head Lice and Donald Trump

If it gets down to Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump, come November I’ll vote for Hillary so hard it’ll blow…

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Shenanigans and Malarkey

This month, we’re gonna talk about two things: shenanigans and malarkey.

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Texas…And The Three Amigos

Contrary to whatever you thought before now, there is no upper limit on bald-butt ignorance.

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A Nobel Peace Prize given to Donald Trump?!

Honey, I am stumped, baffled, perplexed, confused, and some other stuff that doesn’t even have a name yet.

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Terrorism…Transgender Bathrooms, Chris Christie, and Greg Abbott

Republican presidential nominee (cringing already, aren’t you?) Chris Christie is campaigning in New Hampshire this month, where he barely speaks…

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Ben-Gay…And Other Things Your Dad Can Spread On Himself At Your Gay Wedding

What I’m fixin’ to tell you is dead-solid-perfect true, and so damn uncivilized that you’re gonna shake like a guy…

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Gun Crazy: Is That A Gun In Your Backpack, Or Are You Just Unhappy To See Me?

Our Texas Legislature, in its dastardly wisdom, has decided that one of the biggest problems in Texas is that we…

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Seriously?! The Bathroom?!

It’s all about the plumbing, y’all. Houston’s November election has become all about taking a leak.

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