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Make Comedy Great Again: Will Donald Trump Change the Laws of Physics?

Donald Trump hasn’t even taken office yet, and he’s already the worst president ever.

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Got an Overdose of Woe?

The Republican Party is now running on Bud Lite and rage. There is no longer any actual thinking involved—and Honey,…

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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

How does Oklahoma governor Mary Fallin’s state grow? Apparently, with an Oilfield Prayer Day.

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The Fixer-Uppers: Making Houston’s Judicial System Less Messy

I am fixing to save your sweet butt. Seriously.

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Trumplethinskin…Plus Marijuana

Last month, the DEA refused to de-schedule marijuana, which I take as a personal insult to the last 50 damn…

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Trump and Pence…Grump and Dense

Oh y’all, this presidential election is going to be a damn goat rodeo.

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America’s Epidemic: Not One More

I’m the humor columnist. I try to be funny.

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Head Lice and Donald Trump

If it gets down to Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump, come November I’ll vote for Hillary so hard it’ll blow…

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Shenanigans and Malarkey

This month, we’re gonna talk about two things: shenanigans and malarkey.

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Texas…And The Three Amigos

Contrary to whatever you thought before now, there is no upper limit on bald-butt ignorance.

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