Susan Bankston

It’s all about the plumbing, y’all. Houston’s November election has become all about taking a leak.

California has earthquakes, drought, and wildfires. Texas has Republican Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert. California does not want to trade.

Attorney General Ken Paxton is the reigning champion of the world-famous “How the Hell Did He Get Elected?” pinball game.

Will a Republican mayor save us from our heathen ways?

In case you haven’t heard, Texas is being taken over by President Obama and the federal government.

At least two Texas Republican State Representatives can’t stop thinking about sex

Do we need drones and eight-foot fire-truck ladders? LeftOut

Has wacky-weed made them a little doodle in the noodle?

Cecil Bell Jr. is a redneck good ole boy, who happens to be a Texas State Representative. LeftOut

All hell the mighty state.