Last month, the DEA refused to de-schedule marijuana, which I take as a personal insult to the last 50 damn…
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Oh y’all, this presidential election is going to be a damn goat rodeo.
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If it gets down to Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump, come November I’ll vote for Hillary so hard it’ll blow…
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This month, we’re gonna talk about two things: shenanigans and malarkey.
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Contrary to whatever you thought before now, there is no upper limit on bald-butt ignorance.
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Honey, I am stumped, baffled, perplexed, confused, and some other stuff that doesn’t even have a name yet.
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Republican presidential nominee (cringing already, aren’t you?) Chris Christie is campaigning in New Hampshire this month, where he barely speaks…
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What I’m fixin’ to tell you is dead-solid-perfect true, and so damn uncivilized that you’re gonna shake like a guy…
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Our Texas Legislature, in its dastardly wisdom, has decided that one of the biggest problems in Texas is that we…
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