Susan Bankston

Susan Bankston lives in Richmond, Texas, where she writes about her hairdresser at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., at juanitajean.com.
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Phallus Fallacy: Guns, Genitalia, and the Texas GOP

By International Law and common knowledge of the clergy, the Texas Legislature is only allowed to meet every other year…

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The Texas Legislature Is A Stepping Stone Of Stupidity

Just look at Congressman Randy Weber.

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Trump’s ‘Puffery’ May Be ‘Inactionable’

Judge tosses suit over broken promises. Deep in your heart you always knew this was true, but now it’s the…

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Believe It or Not: The Claims of a President and a Senator

Iowa Republican State Senator Mark Chelgren got himself semi-famous by wanting to put caps on the number of Democrats that…

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This and That: Women in Wyoming, and Texting in Texas

In the foreign state of Wyoming, where men are men and sheep are scared, the state legislature has busied itself…

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Now, in Other News…The Other Shoe

I have decided that our new president is like a bass drum—he makes lots of noise, but there ain’t much…

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Make Comedy Great Again: Will Donald Trump Change the Laws of Physics?

Donald Trump hasn’t even taken office yet, and he’s already the worst president ever.

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Got an Overdose of Woe?

The Republican Party is now running on Bud Lite and rage. There is no longer any actual thinking involved—and Honey,…

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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

How does Oklahoma governor Mary Fallin’s state grow? Apparently, with an Oilfield Prayer Day.

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The Fixer-Uppers: Making Houston’s Judicial System Less Messy

I am fixing to save your sweet butt. Seriously.

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