Susan Bankston

Susan Bankston lives in Richmond, Texas, where she writes about her hairdresser at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., at juanitajean.com.
Columns

Gullible Greg Gets Punked by Putin

Plus: Michael Cohen’s other shell companies.

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Trump, Boehner, and Other ‘Crimes Against Nature’

Irony runs amok as Republicans confront pot, same-sex marriage, and bestiality.

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LeftOut

LeftOut: Who’s Worse, ‘Pharma Bro’ or Trump?

Exclusive: president’s daily White House schedule leaked.

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More Republican Memos Revealed

These explosive bombshells would rival the Nunes dud.

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Groovy to the Max(ey)

Gay political pioneer earned front-row seat to historic filing period.

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Trumping the Shark

Fourteen things our ‘dear leader’ might do before you read this.

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How to Broil a Trump Turkey

Carving up your alt-right relatives on Thanksgiving.

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Susan Bankston: Annise Parker’s Weather Superpowers

Ann Coulter thinks 'lesbian mayor' caused Harvey, but I blame the bathroom bill.

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Confederacy of Dunces

Trump, Charlottesville, and the bathroom bill.

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Susan Bankston: 13 Ways Donald Trump Is Worse Than Fire Ants

It’s harder than Chinese algebra to keep up with this president.

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