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Republican presidential nominee (cringing already, aren’t you?) Chris Christie is campaigning in New Hampshire this month, where he barely speaks the language.
What I’m fixin’ to tell you is dead-solid-perfect true, and so damn uncivilized that you’re gonna shake like a guy riding a three-legged horse.
Our Texas Legislature, in its dastardly wisdom, has decided that one of the biggest problems in Texas is that we don’t have nearly enough college-campus shootings.
It’s all about the plumbing, y’all. Houston’s November election has become all about taking a leak.
California has earthquakes, drought, and wildfires. Texas has Republican Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert. California does not want to trade.
Attorney General Ken Paxton is the reigning champion of the world-famous “How the Hell Did He Get Elected?” pinball game.
Will a Republican mayor save us from our heathen ways?
In case you haven’t heard, Texas is being taken over by President Obama and the federal government.
At least two Texas Republican State Representatives can’t stop thinking about sex