Susan Bankston

Susan Bankston lives in Richmond, Texas, where she writes about her hairdresser at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., at juanitajean.com.
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The Fixer-Uppers: Making Houston’s Judicial System Less Messy

I am fixing to save your sweet butt. Seriously.

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Trumplethinskin…Plus Marijuana

Last month, the DEA refused to de-schedule marijuana, which I take as a personal insult to the last 50 damn…

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Trump and Pence…Grump and Dense

Oh y’all, this presidential election is going to be a damn goat rodeo.

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America’s Epidemic: Not One More

I’m the humor columnist. I try to be funny.

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Head Lice and Donald Trump

If it gets down to Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump, come November I’ll vote for Hillary so hard it’ll blow…

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Shenanigans and Malarkey

This month, we’re gonna talk about two things: shenanigans and malarkey.

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Texas…And The Three Amigos

Contrary to whatever you thought before now, there is no upper limit on bald-butt ignorance.

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A Nobel Peace Prize given to Donald Trump?!

Honey, I am stumped, baffled, perplexed, confused, and some other stuff that doesn’t even have a name yet.

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Terrorism…Transgender Bathrooms, Chris Christie, and Greg Abbott

Republican presidential nominee (cringing already, aren’t you?) Chris Christie is campaigning in New Hampshire this month, where he barely speaks…

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Ben-Gay…And Other Things Your Dad Can Spread On Himself At Your Gay Wedding

What I’m fixin’ to tell you is dead-solid-perfect true, and so damn uncivilized that you’re gonna shake like a guy…

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