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The Republican Party is now running on Bud Lite and rage. There is no longer any actual thinking involved—and Honey, I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to them.
How does Oklahoma governor Mary Fallin’s state grow? Apparently, with an Oilfield Prayer Day.
I am fixing to save your sweet butt. Seriously.
Last month, the DEA refused to de-schedule marijuana, which I take as a personal insult to the last 50 damn years of my life.
Oh y’all, this presidential election is going to be a damn goat rodeo.
I’m the humor columnist. I try to be funny.
If it gets down to Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump, come November I’ll vote for Hillary so hard it’ll blow your hemp socks off and namaste your butt back to last Thursday.
This month, we’re gonna talk about two things: shenanigans and malarkey.
Contrary to whatever you thought before now, there is no upper limit on bald-butt ignorance.