Susan Bankston

Susan Bankston lives in Richmond, Texas, where she writes about her hairdresser at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., at juanitajean.com.
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Two Words: F–k Giuliani

Trump’s crazy, sleazy lawyer passes judgment on Stormy Daniels.

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Gullible Greg Gets Punked by Putin

Plus: Michael Cohen’s other shell companies.

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Trump, Boehner, and Other ‘Crimes Against Nature’

Irony runs amok as Republicans confront pot, same-sex marriage, and bestiality.

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LeftOut

LeftOut: Who’s Worse, ‘Pharma Bro’ or Trump?

Exclusive: president’s daily White House schedule leaked.

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More Republican Memos Revealed

These explosive bombshells would rival the Nunes dud.

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Groovy to the Max(ey)

Gay political pioneer earned front-row seat to historic filing period.

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Trumping the Shark

Fourteen things our ‘dear leader’ might do before you read this.

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How to Broil a Trump Turkey

Carving up your alt-right relatives on Thanksgiving.

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Susan Bankston: Annise Parker’s Weather Superpowers

Ann Coulter thinks 'lesbian mayor' caused Harvey, but I blame the bathroom bill.

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Confederacy of Dunces

Trump, Charlottesville, and the bathroom bill.

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